Surf Patrol!

Step aside and let me ride the endless perfect waves!

Hips & hair swaying to endless fast music
Dudettes — oops! — girls are cruisin' for the boys
Stuffed neon bikini spiked heel blonde–
Miss OP– the official Surf Patrol toy

Surf Patrol!

Scarred by a shark from West Covina leashless
Jammin' two-fisted one-eyed grin scopes the scene
Shouts to the capitalist ragers of the eighties
Dudes better turn in the wood and fins!

Surf Patrol! You're dreams are dying!
Surf Patrol! Give up trying!
Step aside and let me ride
the endless perfect waves!

Don't bother phonin' the bimmer suckin' policemen
This place is covered to the skies with blue fleas
Gashin'your pysche to slake their thirsty little tongues
Better step away cuz I'm feelin' mean

Don't foul up my wave dude, don't even the score
You're behind points and I'm not talkin' about the Dow
Reppin' the rape of my sand y wet existence
You're askin' for a fin, and dude I know how!

Surf Patrol! You're dreams are dying!
Surf Patrol! Give up trying!
Step aside and let me ride
the endless perfect waves!